February 2012
mom: are you going out tonight
me: yeah
mom: where are you going
mom: how are you getting there
mom: who's driving you
mom: what time are you coming home
mom: who's gonna be there
mom: are you gonna do drugs
kanye west: *sneezes*
kanye west: bless me
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.
yep
Anonymous asked: have you ever skinny dipped haha
